“Shmitt: So how do you like America?
Nadia: I like salad bar, I like Despicable Me, Tosh 2.0, I like Connect 4, freedom of speech, David Fincher, uh, uh, sidewalk, I like 1-800-SLIM, yo-mama jokes, strawberry, Wilma Velma Velma, Leon J. Panetta, ice skating for fun, not to save life
Shmitt: *eats cheese
S: What are you laughing at?
N: Cheese is for mouse. Are you Mick Moss?
S: Am I what?
N: Don’t you get in your spaceship like Mick Moss?
S: What are you talking about? What is a mick mouse?
N: Mick Moss! Mick Moss!
S: I don’t get it. What is a mick moss? Do you mean Mickey Mouse?
S: In America, honey, Mickey Mouse is earthbound.”—New Girl, the best show ever. (via sarahl0v3)
Me: Can you get me some drinks?
Sister: When do you want them by?
Me: Whenever no rush,
Sister: You want to drink by yourself for no reason?
Me: … .
Sister: No. Im not going to condone underage drinking. You’re supposed to be responsible and setting an example for those who haven’t been saved yet. I’m disappointed you even asked…
Sister: Of course I can you fag
Thanks! You also look hot with a fringe!
I love my fringe I have no idea why but for a while I was trying to grow it out then I accepted that I love my fringe
Dude you should see the freaking jacket I bought!! Like I don’t even know, I’ve always hated the term
Bohemian but like the more people notice I’m dressing differently the more often I hear it :)
Thanks Hannah your the best I love you!!
You just made my year I can’t explain how perfect that post was like I’m going to worry about the lives of these pornstars and whether their child support is enough to keep their kids of the street and put food in their mouths, I mean, it defeats the whole point of pornstars, I bet they aren’t even receptionists and they are actually in pain from bdsm. I feel like as a world we are enslaving people who can’t pay their rent I mean I hope their gig is good for them but they get paid so we must keep on watching otherwise they’ll be out of a job,
Heh I feel better already with that logic but I think it’s also because I’m on tumblr at 1:00am