February 2013
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Me: Can you get me some drinks?
Sister: When do you want them by?
Me: Whenever no rush,
Sister: You want to drink by yourself for no reason?
Me: … .
Sister: No. Im not going to condone underage drinking. You’re supposed to be responsible and setting an example for those who haven’t been saved yet. I’m disappointed you even asked…
Me:
Sister:
Me:
Sister: Of...
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I cried during my driving lesson today, what is actually wrong with me. Holy piss I hate myself please someone I just need hugs and fish and chips please I think I have pms.
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g-o-dslayer asked: you look like a gorgeous gypsy! hahaha
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g-o-dslayer asked: you look hot with a fringe! you're so bohemian
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g-o-dslayer asked: hahahahaha its a problem
g-o-dslayer:
when you look in the pornstar’s eyes and they have this look on their face like ‘i do this to support my meth addiction’
and you start wondering what their partners are like and their children
and you’re no longer horny
Hahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaha I can’t breathe
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g-o-dslayer asked: haha well we're going overseas this year so maybe another year or so
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Holy Shit She Smells Like Heaven
I read this as I was listening to the song and he was singing these lyrics. I can’t even
g-o-dslayer asked: bloody hell, all the marriages!
g-o-dslayer asked: hahahaha i miss you joy. AND WHATS ALL THIS ABOUT YOUR SISTER GETTING ENGAGED?!!!
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g-o-dslayer:
being sick and on so many drugs is making me so emotional
i just tried to fucking blend soup and burnt my entire hand
im so sick of just living off ice cream, so sick of it, i feel like crap
my hand is like really sore
please send me help
i want my wisdom teeth back
Poetry at its finest
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Everyone: You’re not very joyful
Joy
Me:
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License woes
So, I go to submit my learner driver logbook, the post office won’t submit it because I’m missing a barcode. There are so many profanities I could scream right now.
So I have to buy a new logbook and rewrite all my hours. I hate everything ok.
My life is so unfortunate, why am I so unlucky.
- Joy
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